Him: What did you do with the packet of pumpkin seeds?
Her: I was paying; the checker handed the packet to you.
Him: I must have put in on the cart and then you took the cart to put it away.
Her: It wasn’t in your pocket?
Him: No, I didn’t put in in my pocket. I’ll go look again in the car.
Her: Okay.
Him: It was in my pocket.
Her: Huh.
Riotous laughter ensues.
(“I told you so” is strictly for amateurs…it never gets a laugh and shared laughter is one of the primary keys to a long and successful marriage. Also growing things together: families, gardens, etc.)